I am alive and slightly well!
Woopah!
Having cured myself with coffee (and hippy cough medicine)...
Having arisen victorious and alive from near death (Man Cold)...
Having entered this Journal Entry with a mood for dangerously odd english...
I have divined'ed' a universal truth from my delerious near death escape/scrap...
:coffeecup: "Be like Coffee" :coffeemachine:
When you pour coffee into a cup, it becomes the cup
Pour it onto your pants it becomes the pants...
On Monday mornings coffee is hot and jittery...
If you become coffee; hot and jittery, you will scare away annoying jerks in the office...
If you ask for a double sho